we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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