This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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