I CAN MOONWALK!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Randomize
