I'd wear matching sweaters with you
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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