love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Randomize
