just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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