I wannas sexs uuuuu
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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