When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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