summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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