i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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