I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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