i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
now i know why i became what i already was.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
