Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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