spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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