I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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