Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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