so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
