theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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