Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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