Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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