I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
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Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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