Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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