If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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