Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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