I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
How external is "for external use only"?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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