what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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