ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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