And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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