I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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