I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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