everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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