Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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