we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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