thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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