Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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