Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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