You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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