i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
No I am not eating basil off your cock
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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