All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
