He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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