So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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