I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
