are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Randomize
