i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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