It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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