Define "chronic" masturbator.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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