Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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