my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
