Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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