shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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