Kareoke will never be a sober sport
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
