Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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