Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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